John Green: Let me tell you a story about how you got your name.
Alice/Eleanor: Dad, I already know th-
John Green: So we asked the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
Alice/Eleanor: You've told me this five hun-
John Green: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. We asked him what we should name you-
Alice/Eleanor: Dad, please.
John Green: AND HE TOLD YOU TO NOT FORGET TO BE AWESOME.
Alice/Eleanor: Can I have some money now?
John Green: Fine, but don't accept any pennies as change.